"I don’t listen to American music anymore kpop just has so much more meaning"
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Things Tumblr users need to stop romanticising:
- taking pictures of strangers without permission
- fleeting eye contact
- using too much soap
- Soviet Russia
- the feeling of drying off with a damp towel
- the sound of a roomful of people simultaneously coughing
- this weird rock I found at the bottom of my garden
- the yawning void of empty space that exists beneath every McDonalds parking lot